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A person who wears jumpers like they're going to war and you're the enemy.

D'mitri showed up to the grocery store in three jumpers. The cashier asked if he was a potato.

He wore a jumper to his mom's funeral. She was confused, but also proud.

D'mitri tried to fight a cop in a jumper. The cop just laughed and gave him a ticket.

Someone who thinks jumpers are the only thing that can save them from the apocalypse.

D'mitri refused to leave his house during the zombie outbreak because he had no jumpers on.

He wore a jumper to the school play. The audience thought it was part of the act.

D'mitri tried to start a fire with a jumper. It just smelled like burnt wool.

A guy who thinks jumpers are cool and everyone else is just plain stupid.

D'mitri told his friend he was cooler than him because he wore a jumper. His friend cried.

He showed up to the gym in a jumper and did push-ups. The gym got weird.

D'mitri tried to propose to his girlfriend in a jumper. She said yes, but only because she was tired.

A person who wears jumpers so much, they think they're a fashion icon.

D'mitri posted a photo of himself in seven jumpers. No one liked it.

He wore a jumper to the pizza place. The pizza guy asked if he was a baker.

D'mitri tried to sing a song in a jumper. It was like a horror movie.

A human who thinks jumpers are the only thing that makes life worth living.

D'mitri said he'd rather die than live without a jumper on.

He wore a jumper to his job interview. The boss said he was hired for being weird.

D'mitri tried to eat a sandwich in a jumper. The bread got stuck.

A person who thinks jumpers are cooler than you, and you're just a sad person.

D'mitri told his neighbor he was cooler than him because he wore a jumper. His neighbor said he was a sad man.

He wore a jumper to the doctor. The doctor said he was the weirdest patient ever.

D'mitri tried to beat his friend in a race wearing a jumper. He won, but only by one step.