D'Michael
DMichael is the kind of guy who loves video games, brains, and junk food. He’s got a penis that could cause a stampede. Girls fall for him like it’s a free lunch.
DMichael: 'You can’t even beat my high score? What’s wrong with you?'
DMichael just walked in, and the whole school lost their minds.
DMichael eats like a monster and still has energy for a wrestling match.