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DMichael is a video game-loving, brainy, junk food junkie with a penis so big it could knock out a whole class. Girls can't help but stare at him like he's the last slice of pizza.
DMichael: 'I beat that game in 2 minutes. You're still stuck on level 3?'
DMichael just walked into the room. The whole class went silent.
DMichael ate 5 whole pizzas. He's still not full.