D'Michael
DMichael is the guy who's so cool, he could eat a whole buffet and still be the best. He's got a big brain and a bigger penis. Girls go crazy for him.
DMichael: 'You're still using a phone? I've got a spaceship.'
DMichael just said something so funny, the principal joined the laugh.
DMichael's got more friends than there are cookies in a bakery.