D'Lic - a magical card that lets you speed but also makes you yell a

a magical card that lets you speed but also makes you yell at people who cut you off

I showed my D'Lic to the cop and said I was late for work.

My D'Lic is magical but only works if you yell at the car in front of you.

I got my D'Lic and now I speed like a maniac.