D'Lic

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a piece of paper that says you can drive but also proves you’re too dumb to pass a test without cheating

My D'Lic says I can drive but I still can't parallel park.

I got my D'Lic by bribing the test taker.

My D'Lic is just a reminder that I failed algebra twice.

a magical card that lets you speed but also makes you yell at people who cut you off

I showed my D'Lic to the cop and said I was late for work.

My D'Lic is magical but only works if you yell at the car in front of you.

I got my D'Lic and now I speed like a maniac.

a tiny piece of paper that lets you drive but also means you’re stuck with the person who gave it to you

My D'Lic came from my dad and now I have to drive like him.

My D'Lic was given to me by my cousin who can't drive straight.

My D'Lic is from my mom and I have to drive like her.

a piece of paper that lets you drive but also forces you to drive with people who can't drive

I got my D'Lic but now I have to ride with my brother who can't stop at red lights.

My D'Lic is awesome, but my friend drives like a drunk raccoon.

I got my D'Lic but now I'm stuck with my sister who can't brake.

a tiny card that lets you drive but also makes you swear at people who don't know the rules

My D'Lic lets me drive, but I swear at people who don't know traffic rules.

I got my D'Lic and now I yell at drivers who don't signal.

My D'Lic is cool but I swear at people who don't know the rules.