D.I.P.S.
D. I. P. S. is when a pregnant person is so dumb they think the moon is a giant cheese wheel. They forget stuff, can’t walk straight, and can’t remember their own phone number.
I tried to call my mom and called my neighbor’s cat instead.
I walked into the kitchen and forgot why I was there.
I told my husband I was going to the store. Now I’m eating cereal at 10 PM.