D.I.N.K. Life
when two people both have jobs but refuse to have kids. it’s like they’re saying 'we’re rich enough to skip the human meatballs.'
'i’m not having a kid. i’ve got a mortgage and a gym membership to pay for.'
'why would we have a kid when we can just get a pet that doesn’t talk back?'
'i’m not having a kid. i’ve got a second job and a life.'