D.I.N.K. Life

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when two people both have jobs but refuse to have kids. it’s like they’re saying 'we’re rich enough to skip the human meatballs.'

'i’m not having a kid. i’ve got a mortgage and a gym membership to pay for.'

'why would we have a kid when we can just get a pet that doesn’t talk back?'

'i’m not having a kid. i’ve got a second job and a life.'

a life where two people make money but don’t have kids. it’s like they’re saying 'we’re going to be too busy being fancy to raise a brat.'

'i’d rather go to a fancy dinner than deal with a baby’s crying.'

'we’re not having a kid. we’re too busy being cool.'

'why would we have a kid when we can just buy a new car every year?'

when two people earn money but choose not to have kids. it’s like they’re saying 'we’re going to skip the pain and just keep the money.'

'i’m not having a kid. i’ve got a second job and no time for that mess.'

'why would i have a kid when i can just keep my money and my peace?'

'no kids. no stress. just more money.'