D.E.S. (Dramatic Editing Syndrome)
When editors take a snooze-fest and turn it into a screaming match with a soundtrack that sounds like a goat got hit by a truck.
My aunt’s reality show is just her yelling at a plant. It’s a masterpiece of nonsense.
They made my uncle fight my dad over a pizza like it was the final battle.
I watched my cousin break up with a sock. It was painful.