D.E.S. (Dramatic Editing Syndrome)

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When reality TV gets so boring you need a facepalm and a curse word to survive it. They cut stuff out of order add fake drama and make you question your life choices.

"Why is my mom fighting with my dad over a sandwich?", 2nd grade kid watching reality TV

I just watched my cousin cry over a muffin. This is not real life.

They made my uncle yell at a toaster like it was a rival in a war.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When editors take a snooze-fest and turn it into a screaming match with a soundtrack that sounds like a goat got hit by a truck.

My aunt’s reality show is just her yelling at a plant. It’s a masterpiece of nonsense.

They made my uncle fight my dad over a pizza like it was the final battle.

I watched my cousin break up with a sock. It was painful.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A disease that makes reality TV watchable by turning boring moments into full-blown meltdowns with music that’s louder than your mom’s voice.

My uncle was fighting with a chair like it was a villain. It was epic.

They made my cousin scream at a donut like it was her ex.

I watched my dad argue with a microwave like it was a personal enemy.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When reality TV editors take the quietest moments and make them scream at you with loud music and fake drama that makes no sense.

My aunt’s show is just her yelling at a coffee cup like it was a rival.

They made my cousin cry over a pencil like it was a tragedy.

I watched my dad fight with a remote control like it was a war.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A condition where reality TV is so dull you need a curse word and a scream to survive it. They add loud music and fake arguments to make it feel like your life.

My uncle was fighting with a lamp like it was a major event.

They made my cousin yell at a spoon like it was her arch-nemesis.

I watched my dad break up with a fridge like it was a heartbreak.

by Slangipedia 15d ago