D.E.R.R.S.W.?
Does Ejaculation Ruin Retinas So Wantonly? Yeah, that’s the question. It’s also a group of guys who either I made up or I dated or liked in real life. They’re all kinds of annoying.
DM: 'Why does D. E. R. R. S. W. still exist?' Me: 'Because they’re still ruining retinas.'
Text: 'Shane just ejaculated in my eye. I’m gonna die.'
Tweet: 'D. E. R. R. S. W. is a disease. It’s contagious.'