D.E.R.R.S.W.?

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Does Ejaculation Ruin Retinas So Wantonly? Yeah, that’s the question. It’s also a group of guys who either I made up or I dated or liked in real life. They’re all kinds of annoying.

DM: 'Why does D. E. R. R. S. W. still exist?' Me: 'Because they’re still ruining retinas.'

Text: 'Shane just ejaculated in my eye. I’m gonna die.'

Tweet: 'D. E. R. R. S. W. is a disease. It’s contagious.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

It’s like a club for guys who think they’re cool enough to blast their willy juice all over my eyes. Some of them are real. Some are fake. All of them are a pain in the ass.

Text: 'Ron just shot his load in my face. I’m blinded.'

DM: 'Deehan is the worst. He’s like a walking ejaculation machine.'

Tweet: 'D. E. R. R. S. W. is the reason I wear sunglasses indoors.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A group of guys who think they’re so cool they can ejaculate on my retinas and get away with it. Some of them I made up. Others I actually liked. All of them are a disaster.

Text: 'Ethan just hit me with a load. I can’t see.'

Tweet: 'D. E. R. R. S. W. is like a punishment from God.'

DM: 'Shane and I are the worst. We’re both retinas.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago