d.a.p.s.
Dry Angry Pussy Syndrome is when your lady parts get so mad they shut down and leave you high and dry.
He said I looked like a raccoon in my pajamas. I got DAPS so bad I forgot to brush my teeth.
He ignored my 30 texts. I went to bed with DAPS and woke up with a headache.
He said my cooking was worse than his ex’s. I got DAPS so strong I could’ve fried an egg on my face.