Dahlilia
A woman so fun she turns your boring Monday into a party. She'll laugh at your dumb jokes and still think you're cool. But when she leaves, you're left with a massive brain fart and a longing for her laugh.
She turned my boring Monday into a party. I now have a brain fart and a hangover.
She laughed at my 'I’m not fat, I’m temporarily fabulous' joke. I now have a brain fart and a smile.
She texted me 'I miss you' and I cried. I now have a brain fart and tears.