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A woman so pretty she makes your brain short-circuit. She laughs at your dumb jokes and still thinks you're cool. She's the kind of person who makes your day better just by walking into a room. But when she leaves, you're left with a massive brain fart and a longing for her smile.
She laughed at my 'I’m not fat, I’m temporarily fabulous' joke. I’m still trying to figure out how that happened.
She came into the bar and I forgot my own name. I’m still trying to remember it.
She texted me 'I miss you' and I cried like a baby. I’m still crying.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A woman so kind she'll let you eat her entire lunch just because you asked nicely. She's got a heart bigger than a pizza and a laugh that could knock out a wall. But when she’s gone, you're left with a hole in your soul and a coupon for a free slice.
She let me eat her sandwich for lunch. I ate it. I now have a hole in my soul.
She laughed so hard she knocked over my coffee. I now have a hole in my soul and a stain.
She texted me 'I miss you' and I cried. I now have a hole in my soul and tears.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A woman so fun she turns your boring Monday into a party. She'll laugh at your dumb jokes and still think you're cool. But when she leaves, you're left with a massive brain fart and a longing for her laugh.
She turned my boring Monday into a party. I now have a brain fart and a hangover.
She laughed at my 'I’m not fat, I’m temporarily fabulous' joke. I now have a brain fart and a smile.
She texted me 'I miss you' and I cried. I now have a brain fart and tears.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A woman who makes your day better just by being around. She’s got a heart bigger than a pizza and a laugh that could knock out a wall. But when she’s gone, you're left with a hole in your soul and a coupon for a free slice.
She made my day better just by being around. I now have a hole in my soul and a coupon.
She laughed so hard she knocked over my coffee. I now have a hole in my soul and a stain.
She texted me 'I miss you' and I cried. I now have a hole in my soul and tears.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A woman so pretty she makes your brain short-circuit. She’s got a heart bigger than a pizza and a laugh that could knock out a wall. But when she’s gone, you're left with a hole in your soul and a coupon for a free slice.
She made my brain short-circuit. I now have a hole in my soul and a coupon.
She laughed so hard she knocked over my coffee. I now have a hole in my soul and a stain.
She texted me 'I miss you' and I cried. I now have a hole in my soul and tears.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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