Dahg Rastubfari - You're the kind of person who thinks 'cool' is a real word a

You're the kind of person who thinks 'cool' is a real word and not a fake one.

You said 'cool' 20 times in one day. You're still not cool.

You think 'cool' is a superpower. It's not.

You tried to be cool by wearing sunglasses inside. You're still a dweeb.