Dahg Rastubfari

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You're the dumbest person who ever lived and you're gonna fail life.

You thought you could pass math by cheating? You're still gonna fail.

You said you'd be rich by 25. You're still broke and you're 26.

You tried to text me in class. You're still the worst.

You're so clueless you think being loud means you're cool.

You screamed in the library like a mad man. No one was impressed.

You tried to be the class clown. You're still the class joke.

You talked over the teacher. You're still confused.

You're the kind of person who thinks pizza is a meal and not a snack.

You ate pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. You're still full and still stupid.

You think pizza is a food group. It's not.

You tried to bring pizza to school. It was still a mess.

You're the kind of person who thinks 'cool' is a real word and not a fake one.

You said 'cool' 20 times in one day. You're still not cool.

You think 'cool' is a superpower. It's not.

You tried to be cool by wearing sunglasses inside. You're still a dweeb.

You're so bad at everything you think being bad is a skill.

You failed every test. You're still proud of yourself.

You tripped in front of everyone. You're still cool.

You said 'I'm bad at life.' You're still bad at life.