Dagoland - Any place that smells like pasta and has people who think th

Any place that smells like pasta and has people who think they’re the kings of the world, even if they’re just from Queens.

I walked into a bakery and got yelled at for not knowing the difference between a cannoli and a doughnut.

My aunt started a feud with the pizza guy over how much cheese was on the pie.

The guy at the deli tried to convince me that his meatballs were the best in the whole state.