dagnie
A dagnie is a hot, brainy, loud, and sometimes bossy chick who loves to read and party. She's the best friend you'll ever have, and if she doesn't love you, she'll probably break your heart just for fun.
She texts you: 'I read 200 pages today. You're lucky I'm not dead.'
At the party, she's the one who starts a fight with the DJ and ends up dancing on the table.
She tells you she'll cut you off if you don't stop being annoying.