dagnie

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A dagnie is a hot, party-loving, brainy babe who reads like it's her job. She's quiet at first, but once she gets to know you, she'll turn your life into a rollercoaster of fun and chaos. She's your best friend, your love, your boss, and your hero all in one.
You text her: 'Hey' She replies: 'I'm busy. But I'll talk to you when I'm not being awesome.'
At the party, she's the one making everyone laugh, even when she's drunk and yelling at the DJ.
She reads a book while eating pizza and still manages to flirt with every guy in the room.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A dagnie is a hot, brainy, loud, and sometimes bossy chick who loves to read and party. She's the best friend you'll ever have, and if she doesn't love you, she'll probably break your heart just for fun.
She texts you: 'I read 200 pages today. You're lucky I'm not dead.'
At the party, she's the one who starts a fight with the DJ and ends up dancing on the table.
She tells you she'll cut you off if you don't stop being annoying.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A dagnie is the sweetest, most caring person you'll ever meet, until she decides to be a total pain in the ass. She’s loyal, smart, and she’ll stick by you, even if she yells at you first.
She texts you: 'I'm here for you. Also, you're a pain in the ass.'
She helps you move and then yells at you for not cleaning up.
She's the first one to cry with you, but she'll also laugh at your stupid jokes.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A dagnie is your childhood best friend who disappeared too soon. Now she's your daughter, and she's the sweetest, most amazing person who makes your everyday life better. She's your light in the dark.
She texts you: 'Mom, I love you. Also, I'm going to fail my test.'
She helps you cook dinner and then eats all the food.
She's the one who makes your day better even when she's being annoying.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A dagnie is a young heart with an old soul. She reads like it's her job, and she's hilarious once you get to know her. She's strong, smart, and you'll never forget her.
She texts you: 'I read 100 pages. You're lucky I'm not dead.'
She makes you laugh at her stupid jokes and then yells at you for not laughing harder.
She’s the one who makes your day better even when she's being annoying.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A dagnie is a cute, sweet, and sassy best friend who knows how to get her way. She can be rude, but she's also super sweet. She loves to talk and hang out with her friends.
She texts you: 'I'm your best friend. Also, you're annoying.'
She yells at you for not texting her back and then gives you a hug.
She's the one who helps you move and then eats all the food.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A dagnie is a cute, brainy, and sometimes heart-breaking girl who will cut you off if she thinks you're getting too close. She's smart, but she's also a little cruel.
She texts you: 'I'm busy. Also, I'm ignoring you now.'
She cuts you off and doesn't talk to you for a week.
She's smart, but she'll break your heart just for fun.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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