Daghmar
Daghmar is the sun rising and the only goats that ever existed. Only a few people have this name, and it’s so stupid it doesn’t even need a definition. You can’t have two suns in the same day, you dummy.
Daghmar is my name. The sun is my sidekick. You’re just a bystander.
If you’re not Daghmar, you’re just a human with a bad day.
I am Daghmar. I bring the sun. You bring the pain.