Daghmar

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Daghmar is the sun coming up and the only goats in the whole world. Only a few people have this name, and it’s so dumb it’s basically the definition of itself. You can’t have more than one sun in the morning, you ignorant fool.
My name is Daghmar. I’m the sun. You’re not. You’re just a human.
Daghmar is my name. The sun is my job. You’re just here to suffer.
I am Daghmar. The sun follows me. You’re just a shadow.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Daghmar is the sun rising and the only goats that ever existed. Only a few people have this name, and it’s so stupid it doesn’t even need a definition. You can’t have two suns in the same day, you dummy.
Daghmar is my name. The sun is my sidekick. You’re just a bystander.
If you’re not Daghmar, you’re just a human with a bad day.
I am Daghmar. I bring the sun. You bring the pain.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Daghmar is when the sun appears and the only goats that ever lived. Only a few people have this name, and it’s so dumb it’s like it’s trying to be special. You can’t have more than one sun, you idiot.
I’m Daghmar. I bring the sun. You bring the suffering.
Daghmar is the sun. You’re just a human. Go home.
If you’re not Daghmar, you’re just a regular person. Which is sad.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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