Daghmar
Daghmar is the sun coming up and the only goats in the whole world. Only a few people have this name, and it’s so dumb it’s basically the definition of itself. You can’t have more than one sun in the morning, you ignorant fool.
My name is Daghmar. I’m the sun. You’re not. You’re just a human.
Daghmar is my name. The sun is my job. You’re just here to suffer.
I am Daghmar. The sun follows me. You’re just a shadow.