daggy muff nuggets - The tiny, wrinkly pieces of toilet paper that your butt save

The tiny, wrinkly pieces of toilet paper that your butt saves for later, even though it’s already been there

I pulled out a daggy muff nugget and it looked like it had been there since the beginning of time

My brother’s daggy muff nuggets were so bad they made the toilet smell like old socks

I tried to flush a daggy muff nugget and it got stuck in the pipe and now it’s crying