daggy muff nuggets

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The tiny scraps of toilet paper stuck to your butt like a bad smell that won't leave

I pulled a daggy muff nugget out of my pants and it was still wet

My dad left a daggy muff nugget on the toilet and it looked like a dead rat

I tried to wipe but all I got was a daggy muff nugget and a lot of shame

The sad, half-dead bits of toilet paper that your butt keeps for no good reason

My sister's daggy muff nuggets were so bad they made me cry

I found a daggy muff nugget in my sock and it was covered in glitter

My dog ate a daggy muff nugget and now he's covered in toilet paper and glitter

The tiny, wrinkly pieces of toilet paper that your butt saves for later, even though it’s already been there

I pulled out a daggy muff nugget and it looked like it had been there since the beginning of time

My brother’s daggy muff nuggets were so bad they made the toilet smell like old socks

I tried to flush a daggy muff nugget and it got stuck in the pipe and now it’s crying