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DWSW is the fake money your brain uses to pretend it doesn’t understand why the Dollar is barely holding on. It’s like a lie your brain tells you to feel better.
My brain said, 'I’m 2DWSW richer. That’s better than being broke.'
My dad said, 'I made 10DWSW. That’s 5DWSW more than I had.'
My teacher said, 'If you don’t pass, you’ll be 0.5DWSW poorer.'