Daggle-waggle-snaggle-waggle

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Daggle-waggle-snaggle-waggle is a fake money made by dumb people who thought the Dollar was still worth something. It’s like a broken calculator trying to fix your mood when your bank account is crying.

My mom said, 'I’m not sad, I’m just 1DWSW richer.'

My friend texted me, 'I got paid in DWSW. I feel like a king.'

My teacher said, 'If you don’t pass, you’ll be 0.25DWSW poorer.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

DWSW is the reason your brain hurts when you try to understand why your lunch cost 10DWSW instead of just 2.5DWSW. It’s like math when you’re hungover.

My lunch said, 'I’m 10DWSW. You’re broke.'

My brother said, 'I’m 10DWSW richer and still broke.'

My dog said, 'I eat 2DWSW of treats a day.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

DWSW is like your brain giving up on the Dollar and just saying, 'whatever, I’ll make my own fake money.' It’s the least you could do for your sanity.

My brain said, 'DWSW it is. I’m not fighting the Dollar anymore.'

My dad said, 'I made 5DWSW in tips. That’s 2.5DWSW more than I had.'

My teacher said, 'If you don’t learn, you’ll be 1DWSW poorer.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

DWSW is the fake money you use when you're too lazy to actually count your money. It’s like the Dollar’s ugly cousin who never washed its face.

My friend said, 'I’m 1DWSW richer, and I don’t even care.'

My lunch said, 'I cost 5DWSW. That’s 2.5DWSW more than you have.'

My dog said, 'I eat 1DWSW of treats a day. That’s 0.5DWSW more than I had.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

DWSW is the fake money your brain uses to pretend it doesn’t understand why the Dollar is barely holding on. It’s like a lie your brain tells you to feel better.

My brain said, 'I’m 2DWSW richer. That’s better than being broke.'

My dad said, 'I made 10DWSW. That’s 5DWSW more than I had.'

My teacher said, 'If you don’t pass, you’ll be 0.5DWSW poorer.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago