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DWSW is the fake money you use when you're too lazy to actually count your money. It’s like the Dollar’s ugly cousin who never washed its face.
My friend said, 'I’m 1DWSW richer, and I don’t even care.'
My lunch said, 'I cost 5DWSW. That’s 2.5DWSW more than you have.'
My dog said, 'I eat 1DWSW of treats a day. That’s 0.5DWSW more than I had.'
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