daggetry
A desperate Democrat tries to trick voters by putting up an idealistic independent candidate like a fake treasure to make the republican enemy look worse. They also pay for tons of fake phone calls to back this fake treasure.
The candidate said, 'I’m not even running for office!' while the Democrat was paying for a million robo-calls.
The phone calls sounded like a toddler trying to sing 'Jingle Bells' at a funeral.
The republican opponent laughed and said, 'You’re just a decoy!'