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When a loser Democrat throws a shiny new idealistic candidate into the mix like a distraction, hoping people will forget about the republican nightmare they're up against. They also pay for stupid robo-calls to back this fake hero.
The mayor said, 'I’m just helping this cool guy out!' while he was trying to hide the fact he lost his hair and his mind.
The campaign team sent out 10,000 robo-calls that sounded like a robot with a bad cold.
The independent candidate looked confused and asked, 'Why am I even here?'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A desperate Democrat tries to trick voters by putting up an idealistic independent candidate like a fake treasure to make the republican enemy look worse. They also pay for tons of fake phone calls to back this fake treasure.
The candidate said, 'I’m not even running for office!' while the Democrat was paying for a million robo-calls.
The phone calls sounded like a toddler trying to sing 'Jingle Bells' at a funeral.
The republican opponent laughed and said, 'You’re just a decoy!'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A Democrat who’s lost their mind uses a perfect independent candidate as a distraction to hide from the republican nightmare. They also pay for stupid robo-calls like they’re trying to win a war.
The independent candidate said, 'I didn’t even know I was running!' while the Democrat was screaming into a phone.
The robo-calls were so bad, the dog ran away.
The republican just smiled and said, 'This is the worst plan I’ve ever seen.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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