daggetry
A Democrat who’s lost their mind uses a perfect independent candidate as a distraction to hide from the republican nightmare. They also pay for stupid robo-calls like they’re trying to win a war.
The independent candidate said, 'I didn’t even know I was running!' while the Democrat was screaming into a phone.
The robo-calls were so bad, the dog ran away.
The republican just smiled and said, 'This is the worst plan I’ve ever seen.'