Dager
A dumb person who asks the dumbest questions and says the dumbest things. He's also gay but doesn't know it yet.
Dager asked why the sky is blue and then said 'I think the moon is watching us.'
Dager told the teacher that 2 + 2 is 5 and then cried.
Dager asked why we have homework and then said 'I hate school.'