Dager

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This word was a last name, but now it's just a way to say 'whatever' like a lazy bum who doesn't care.
'Dager' is just my way of telling my mom to shut up.
When my teacher asked why I didn't do my homework, I said 'Dager' and walked out.
My friend said 'Dager' when his pizza got cold.
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Day-rager is a person who acts like they're the king of the world, but they're really just a hot mess.
'Day-rager' is my brother when he thinks he's cool but he's just wearing pajamas to school.
My neighbor yells 'Day-rager!' every time he loses a video game.
When my crush ignored me, I said 'Day-rager!' and cried.
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A legendary thing that was lost by someone super special, and it's been missing for ages.
That old watch my grandma had is a legend, it's the most famous lost item ever.
My dad's lucky sock was lost in 1998, and it's still missing.
That pencil I lost in 2002 is now a legend.
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A guy with a weird body, a big head, and no life. He's gay but too scared to tell anyone. He's like a peasant who gets picked on every day.
Dager is my friend who got kicked out of the school for wearing socks with sandals.
Dager cried when he got a C on his math test.
Dager is the guy who always sits in the back and eats chips during class.
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A guy with a skinny, long thing that doesn't look like it belongs.
My cousin's dad is a Dager, and it's the worst.
My dog thinks my uncle is a Dager and runs away from him.
That guy in the class is a Dager, and I'm not lying.
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A dumb person who asks the dumbest questions and says the dumbest things. He's also gay but doesn't know it yet.
Dager asked why the sky is blue and then said 'I think the moon is watching us.'
Dager told the teacher that 2 + 2 is 5 and then cried.
Dager asked why we have homework and then said 'I hate school.'
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The worst person ever. He's always sad, always making a big deal out of nothing, and no one likes him.
Dager cried when he got a C on his test, and no one felt bad for him.
Dager made a big deal out of losing his lunch and got sent to the office.
Dager is the guy who texts everyone every day but no one replies.
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