Dagenham Dustbin
The Ford Cortina was the first car made like a tin can. It sold more than any other car in the UK for years. People called it the Dagenham Dustbin because it rusted like a bad habit.
My cousin's Cortina looked like it had been through a war and a divorce.
I saw one outside a bar. It looked like it had been left out in the rain for a decade.
My mom's Cortina had more rust than a cheeseburger left in the sun.