Dagenham Dustbin

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A Ford Cortina. The first British car made like a tin can. It sold like hot cakes for years. Everyone called it the Dagenham Dustbin because it rusted like a sinner in church.
My grandpa drove one. It looked like a toaster after a fight.
I saw one in the junkyard. It had more rust than a zombie's teeth.
My dad said it was the only car that could rust in the rain.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The Ford Cortina was the original tin can on wheels. It was the most popular car in the UK for ages. They called it the Dagenham Dustbin because it rotted faster than a piece of bread in a toilet.
My uncle's Cortina looked like it had been in a fire and a flood.
I dated a girl who drove one. It had more rust than a prison cell.
My neighbor's Cortina was so rusty it looked like it was about to cry.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The Ford Cortina was the first car made like a tin can. It sold more than any other car in the UK for years. People called it the Dagenham Dustbin because it rusted like a bad habit.
My cousin's Cortina looked like it had been through a war and a divorce.
I saw one outside a bar. It looked like it had been left out in the rain for a decade.
My mom's Cortina had more rust than a cheeseburger left in the sun.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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