dagbjört
A Dagbjört is like a unicorn, but with a brain and a body. You’re lucky if you meet one, because they’re rare and amazing.
Dagbjört said I was ugly. I cried. She said I was still cute. I now have a crush on her and a possible heartbreak.
She walks in. The room goes silent. I instantly forgot my name and my dignity.
My Dagbjört is like a god. I just asked her out. I now have a 10 out of 10 life.