dagbjört

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A Dagbjört is the most awesome human being ever. You’re lucky if you know one, because they’re like a godsend in human form.

Just met a Dagbjört. My life is now perfect. I might actually die from happiness.

My friend’s Dagbjört. I’m jealous. She’s like a unicorn with a body and a brain.

Dagbjört walked in. The room stopped. I didn’t even notice my pants fell down.

A Dagbjört is a goddess who could make a saint blush and a devil weep. She’s that good.

I asked my Dagbjört out. She said yes. I now have a 10 out of 10 life.

My Dagbjört laughs at my jokes. I’m not sure if it’s because she finds them funny or because she’s too nice to tell me I suck.

Dagbjört walks into a room. The ceiling cracks. I’m not sure why.

A Dagbjört is a human who could make a saint blush and a devil cry. She’s that good.

My Dagbjört gave me a hug. I suddenly forgot all my problems. I also forgot my pants again.

She’s like a superpower. I’m her sidekick. I’m just lucky to be here.

Dagbjört said I was ugly. I cried. She said I was still cute. I now have a crush on her.

A Dagbjört is the human version of a holy miracle. You’re lucky if you get one, because they’re that rare.

My Dagbjört showed up. I forgot my name, my job, and my dignity. I’m just happy she didn’t laugh at me.

She’s the best. I tried to flirt with her. She laughed. I now know my life is over.

Dagbjört walked in. My heart stopped. My brain shut down. My pants stayed on for once. I’m not sure which is better.

A Dagbjört is a human who could make a saint blush and a devil cry. She’s that good.

My Dagbjört asked me out. I said yes. I now have a life, a girlfriend, and a possible future.

She walks in, and I instantly feel like a loser. But I also feel lucky. So it’s a win.

Dagbjört told me I was cute. I now believe she’s a saint. I also believe I might be the devil.

A Dagbjört is like a unicorn, but with a brain and a body. You’re lucky if you meet one, because they’re rare and amazing.

Dagbjört said I was ugly. I cried. She said I was still cute. I now have a crush on her and a possible heartbreak.

She walks in. The room goes silent. I instantly forgot my name and my dignity.

My Dagbjört is like a god. I just asked her out. I now have a 10 out of 10 life.