dagbeyon
Dagbeyon is the dirtiest name for a bunch of people from Badagry who think being nice means being a total slob and a pain in the butt. They love parties so much, they'd rather die than miss a drink.
My cousin is Dagbeyon and he brought 12 pizzas to my birthday but forgot his own face.
Dagbeyon people showed up to my funeral and started a dance-off.
I asked my Dagbeyon friend for help, and he gave me a headache and a coupon.