dagbeyon

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Dagbeyon is the dirtiest name for a bunch of people from Badagry who think being nice means being a total slob and a pain in the butt. They love parties so much, they'd rather die than miss a drink.
My cousin is Dagbeyon and he brought 12 pizzas to my birthday but forgot his own face.
Dagbeyon people showed up to my funeral and started a dance-off.
I asked my Dagbeyon friend for help, and he gave me a headache and a coupon.
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Dagbeyon is a group of people who are so nice, they make your mom look like a grumpy old man. They love hanging out so much, they’d rather talk than breathe.
My Dagbeyon neighbor came over to my house and didn’t leave until he had eaten my entire fridge.
I got a text from my Dagbeyon friend that said, 'I miss you, I’m coming over now, I’ll bring snacks.'
My Dagbeyon coworker took over my job, my life, and my dignity.
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Dagbeyon is a nickname for people from Badagry who think kindness is just another way to be a total nuisance. They party so hard, they could start a war just to get a drink.
My Dagbeyon uncle showed up to my wedding with a drum and a death wish.
I told my Dagbeyon friend I was busy, and he showed up with a pizza and a speech.
My Dagbeyon roommate threw a party so loud, the neighbors called the police and the police called my mom.
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