dagbeyon
Dagbeyon is a nickname for people from Badagry who think kindness is just another way to be a total nuisance. They party so hard, they could start a war just to get a drink.
My Dagbeyon uncle showed up to my wedding with a drum and a death wish.
I told my Dagbeyon friend I was busy, and he showed up with a pizza and a speech.
My Dagbeyon roommate threw a party so loud, the neighbors called the police and the police called my mom.