dagbag
When you poop straight into your partner's butt and laugh like a maniac while they try not to explode and then you take their poop and shove it in your mouth like it's a snack.
My girl just did dagbag on me during a Zoom call. I had to leave the meeting.
He did dagbag on me in the car. I nearly got a ticket.
She did dagbag on me at the park. I had to run to the nearest bathroom.