dagbag

Current Trending
#epic fail#toilet terror#romantic nightmare

5 views · Added 16d ago · 6 definitions

1
When you poop straight into your partner's butt and laugh like a maniac while they try not to explode and then you take their poop and shove it in your mouth like it's a snack.
My girl just did dagbag on me during a Zoom call. I had to leave the meeting.
He did dagbag on me in the car. I nearly got a ticket.
She did dagbag on me at the park. I had to run to the nearest bathroom.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
2
When you poop in your partner's butt and then yell at them for not pooping back fast enough and then you eat their poop like it's a prize.
I did dagbag on my boyfriend and he screamed like a baby. It was worth it.
She did dagbag on me during a movie. I had to leave the theater.
He did dagbag on me at work. I had to take a lunch break.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
3
When you take a dump in your partner's butt and then make them eat your dump like it's a dare and you laugh the whole time.
I did dagbag on my sister and she had to eat my dump. She cried.
He did dagbag on me in the kitchen. I had to clean up after him.
She did dagbag on me during a game. I lost the game and my dignity.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
4
When you poop in your partner's butt and you watch them struggle and then you take their poop and eat it like it's the best meal ever.
I did dagbag on my boyfriend and he had to eat my poop. I won.
She did dagbag on me in the bathroom. I had to hold it in for 10 minutes.
He did dagbag on me at the party. I had to go home and shower.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
5
When you dump your poop in your partner's butt and then you say 'you're gonna eat it' and then you laugh while they do it.
I did dagbag on my girl and she had to eat my dump. She was horrified.
He did dagbag on me in the car. I had to eat his dump in front of my friends.
She did dagbag on me at the mall. I had to eat her dump in the food court.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
6
When you poop in your partner's butt and then you make them eat your poop like it's a punishment and you're the boss.
I did dagbag on my brother and he had to eat my dump. He called me a monster.
She did dagbag on me in the office. I had to eat her dump in front of my boss.
He did dagbag on me during a video call. I had to eat his dump in front of my mom.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
xs