dagbag
When you poop in your partner's butt and then yell at them for not pooping back fast enough and then you eat their poop like it's a prize.
I did dagbag on my boyfriend and he screamed like a baby. It was worth it.
She did dagbag on me during a movie. I had to leave the theater.
He did dagbag on me at work. I had to take a lunch break.