Dag mode
Dag mode is when you’re so drunk or sleep-deprived you act like a clumsy idiot who thinks they’re the king of the dumb people. You yell at everything and spit like a mad dog.
I just woke up and I’m already in dag mode. I yelled at my toaster for not working.
He was in dag mode and tried to fight a parking meter. It didn’t go well.
She was in dag mode and told her boss she was quitting because the coffee was too weak.