Dag mode

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Dag mode is when you’re so drunk or sleep-deprived you act like a clumsy idiot who thinks they’re the king of the dumb people. You yell at everything and spit like a mad dog.
I just woke up and I’m already in dag mode. I yelled at my toaster for not working.
He was in dag mode and tried to fight a parking meter. It didn’t go well.
She was in dag mode and told her boss she was quitting because the coffee was too weak.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Dag mode is when you’re so wasted or tired you think you’re a superhero and everyone else is a fool. You cuss like a sailor and call everyone ‘guy’ whether they’re a guy or not.
He was in dag mode and told the barista he was a superhero and the coffee was his nemesis.
She was in dag mode and called her mom ‘guy’ and said she was going to beat her up.
They were in dag mode and tried to argue with a traffic light like it was a person.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Dag mode is when you’re so drunk or sleep-deprived you act like you’re the dumbest person in the world and everyone else is a fool. You yell, you cuss, and you call everyone ‘guy’ even if they’re not.
He was in dag mode and tried to explain the meaning of life to a pigeon.
She was in dag mode and told the cashier she was going to jail for stealing a bagel.
They were in dag mode and fought a vending machine for no reason.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Dag mode is when you’re so wasted or tired you think you’re the funniest person on the planet and everyone else is a loser. You talk like a mad dog and cuss like a sailor.
He was in dag mode and told his coworkers he was going to win the lottery and buy them all pizza.
She was in dag mode and tried to flirt with a chair.
They were in dag mode and yelled at the mailman for not bringing enough mail.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Dag mode is when you’re so drunk or sleep-deprived you think you’re the king of the world and everyone else is a nobody. You cuss like a sailor, you yell, and you call everyone ‘guy’ no matter what.
He was in dag mode and told the barista he was the king and she was his servant.
She was in dag mode and told her teacher she was going to be president someday.
They were in dag mode and tried to start a revolution with a pizza.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Dag mode is when you’re so wasted or tired you act like you’re the dumbest person alive and everyone else is a fool. You cuss, you yell, and you call everyone ‘guy’ even if they’re not.
He was in dag mode and told the waiter he was going to beat up the chef.
She was in dag mode and tried to explain why the sky was blue to a dog.
They were in dag mode and started a fight with a streetlight.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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