DaFucketh
When you're so lost you think life is just a bad movie and you're the main character who got replaced by a cameo.
'Bro, I just DaFucketh because my coffee is cold and my dog died.'
'DaFucketh? I thought I was the hero. Turns out I'm the guy who gets run over by the horse.'
'I DaFucketh because my ex just texted me a meme and I didn't even laugh.'