DaFucketh

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When you're so lost you think life is just a bad movie and you're the main character who got replaced by a cameo.
'Bro, I just DaFucketh because my coffee is cold and my dog died.'
'DaFucketh? I thought I was the hero. Turns out I'm the guy who gets run over by the horse.'
'I DaFucketh because my ex just texted me a meme and I didn't even laugh.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A state where you're so confused you think your brain is on vacation and your soul is in a bar fight.
'I DaFucketh because my mom called and she said my dad is dating my cat.'
'DaFucketh. My pizza is cold, my TV is broken, and my dog is crying.'
'I DaFucketh because my life is like a broken calculator.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you're so lost you think the meaning of life is just a typo in a textbook.
'DaFucketh. I just realized my whole life is a typo.'
'I DaFucketh because my dog told me my cat is a liar.'
'DaFucketh. I woke up and my brain was on a beach vacation.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you're so confused you think your brain is playing a prank on you and life is just the punchline.
'I DaFucketh because my phone is broken, my dog is sad, and my life is a joke.'
'DaFucketh. I just realized my whole life is a joke told by a confused teenager.'
'I DaFucketh because my brain is on a break and my soul is in a fight.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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