dafuckalumbago
Dafuckalumbago is a Dutch dog that looks like a pit bull and acts like a toddler who just got grounded.
My cousin's dog tried to eat my homework. That's dafuckalumbago.
I saw a dafuckalumbago in the park. It was barking at a squirrel like it owed it money.
My neighbor's dog is a dafuckalumbago. It bit my mailman for no reason.