dafuckalumbago

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Dafuckalumbago is a Dutch dog that looks like a pit bull and acts like a toddler who just got grounded.
My cousin's dog tried to eat my homework. That's dafuckalumbago.
I saw a dafuckalumbago in the park. It was barking at a squirrel like it owed it money.
My neighbor's dog is a dafuckalumbago. It bit my mailman for no reason.
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Dafuckalumbago is what your parents shout when they realize you're having sex in the back of the minivan.
Mom yelled dafuckalumbago when I got caught with my friend on the road trip.
Dad said dafuckalumbago when I kissed my crush in the garage.
My brother's girlfriend heard dafuckalumbago from his room. She ran out.
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